My Life in Comedy

donut

For everyone out there who is fighting the Friday donut assault, I salute your bravery and courage. We can do this.  Every time you pass the box (left conveniently right outside your office) think this:

“That’s not my food.”

“I don’t need that.”

“I deserve more than sugar and fat.”

“I will NOT run them down with my car after work.” (oops! Did I say that out loud?)

I think I could do a pretty good standup routine about compulsive overeating. I wonder if it would be funny to anyone else?

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