For everyone out there who is fighting the Friday donut assault, I salute your bravery and courage. We can do this. Every time you pass the box (left conveniently right outside your office) think this:
“That’s not my food.”
“I don’t need that.”
“I deserve more than sugar and fat.”
“I will NOT run them down with my car after work.” (oops! Did I say that out loud?)
I think I could do a pretty good standup routine about compulsive overeating. I wonder if it would be funny to anyone else?